We are looking for a bright, do-it-yourself, go-getter to act as a personal assistant to our mailroom bitch. We are a A-list talent and literary agency located smugly in Beverly Hills, serving many high-profile film and TV clients.
Our Mailroom Bitch Assistant must have immaculate references, attended an Ivy League school, have intimate knowledge of postal codes, superior phone skills, eleven fingers, and 10-12 years of industry experience (writing or directing in a major motion picture is a plus!).
You must also have tough skin, two reliable cars (in case one breaks down), a helicopter piloting license, and the ability to alphabetize letters and correspondance.
Please do not waste our (or your) time by sending a resume if you do not meet ALL of our requirements! Do NOT call us. Do NOT email us. We have NO fax machine. Your resume should show up mysteriously without us ever seeing you. Good luck.
Sal. $21-22k
Noodling Out
4 years ago
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